Link Haze, 1/30/09.

• Shit on a mattress: art? (link)
• Fur coat street installation: art? (link)
• 100+ years later, Heinz finally puts a fucking tomato on their bottle. (link)
• Holland Bar near Port Authority, one of the truly good bad watering holes, is coming back. Won't be the same though. (link)
• It's the seven-fingered baby. (link)
• Somebody please explain these clothes to me. (link)
• Here's Ray-Ban's 3 latest "viral" videos. Which one sucks dog dick most? (link)
• Little Erika Wennerstrom of Cincinnati's Heartless Bastards can fucking belt it, can't she? Here's The Will Song, a tune that'll rock the dirt from underneath your fingernails (I wrote shitty concert reviews in a previous journalism life.).