Apni E-mails

Link Haze, 11/20/09.

2009-12-15T13:55:00.000-08:00

• Coco channel.
• Anti-condo installation.
• Rubber fowl installation.
• The Indie Rock Coloring Book—how fucking twee.
• AT&T sics noted 3G expert Luke Wilson on Verizon.
• The Scrubbing Bubbles® are not so cute, innocent.
• Pics (above) from a Russian protest against campus sexual harassment.
• PETA sends our troops "Bin Laden bites" dairy-free (gack) chocolate bars.

(NSFW) PETA targets fur-wearing English schoolboys.

2009-12-15T13:52:00.000-08:00

(click ad) Londoner Keeley Hazell, Sun Page 3girl and muse for millions of UK masturbatory sessions, is the latest chesty D-lister to strip for PETA's anti-fur movement. "Be comfortable in your own skin"—easy for the booby bird to say (image via). Previous PETASpokesChests: Pam Anderson. Jenna Jameson. Sherlyn Chopra. And CoreyFeldman.

Bouncing boobs used to promote an actual product benefit.

2009-12-15T13:50:00.000-08:00

This sexy, sexist spot by Lowe Brazil is from 2003, but I hadn't seen it before and Russian ad site adme.ru just posted it a couple of days ago. It was advertising the Nissan Pathfinder's front independent suspension. After watching it, that feature is unforgettably burned into my memory. It also brings to mind this old Toyota spot. Previous bouncing boobies spot. Previous horrible Nissan ads.

Branding.

2009-12-15T13:47:00.000-08:00

(click image) And this time, the assvertising is not Photoshopped. Dutch ad agency New Message created a branded spanking paddle for Massad, The Netherlands' leading S&M magazine. According to Agency Spy, that's Dutch porn actress Sofia Valentine wielding the sadistic pain delivery tool, which has "Massad the S&M Magazine" (in Dutch) cut out of the paddle. Thus, when Mistress Sofia aggressively spanks a submissive, his/her hiney then belongs to the publication and he/she becomes a Massad brand ambASSador (sorry). This is the first case I've seen of non-gratuitous, perfectly targeted assvertising. Previously in Assvertising.

Link Haze, 1/30/09.

2009-12-15T13:28:00.000-08:00

• Shit on a mattress: art? (link)
• Fur coat street installation: art? (link)
• 100+ years later, Heinz finally puts a fucking tomato on their bottle. (link)
• Holland Bar near Port Authority, one of the truly good bad watering holes, is coming back. Won't be the same though. (link)
• It's the seven-fingered baby. (link)
• Somebody please explain these clothes to me. (link)
• Here's Ray-Ban's 3 latest "viral" videos. Which one sucks dog dick most? (link)
• Little Erika Wennerstrom of Cincinnati's Heartless Bastards can fucking belt it, can't she? Here's The Will Song, a tune that'll rock the dirt from underneath your fingernails (I wrote shitty concert reviews in a previous journalism life.).

Muslim or terrorist ?

2008-09-20T22:11:00.000-07:00

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I stopped to watch the stars last night.

I had toThey were up there, unreachable and I longed to touch them.

I had just left you,

you see

And was feeling full of your wonder

The stars filled the sky,

and reminded me

Of the sparkle in your eyes

Of the cascading sheen of your hair

And I longed to feel your touch.

The stars sang to me,

last night

Of love and longing,

of beauty and grace

They sang of you and touched my heart

The stars shone down on me last night

Cloaking me in their embrace

My open heart reached out

And found a heavenly goddess

A top her mountain home

I sat and watched the stars last night

And saw your face aglow

Love engulfed me gently

As I snuggled 'neath that starry coverlet

And felt your warmth and marvel

A smile touched upon your lips

And I dissolved.

Conquered by love's honeyed breath

I had to stop and watch the stars

And dream of you once more

For I was yet again reminded

How truly beautiful you are.

Shame on U.S. or on us‏

2008-09-20T21:23:00.000-07:00

If U send us This

We will present u this

Even if u search Our Kitchens

We will still Serveu delicious food

Even if u Destroy our homes Don’t worry

We will still invite U in our homes !!!

U Search Our Children

U even arrestour children

Be HAPPY!!!!Our Kids will still entertain UU undress our innocent children U even Kill their families, in front of them
We will still entertain u, shamelessly

U leave our mother crying

Our women will receive u with dignity

U leave our Families in Sea of tears
We are SecularOur women will Kiss U

U put our brothers under ur shoes

We will stand shoulder to shoulder with U…..

U even keep an eye on our kids, this shows ur bravery

And then u kill our innocent, unarmed children
Our men will play along with u

See how liberal we are…

Please Don’t tag us Fundamentalist